I’m not sure what 3AM means, but I don’t know why it’s any different than 9AM.  When I need to go potty, I need to go.  There’s nothing I can do about it.  If Amy gets up to check on me, what’s the difference whether she takes me outside or I go potty on pee […]

It’s been a year since Amy started making me supplements.  My back is so much better.  Instead of having a rounded, hunched back, I mostly walk normally now.  Plus my back isn’t as stiff.  My neck is a thousand times better.  It used to hurt so much I wouldn’t let Amy pet me there, but […]

If you were old would you want someone to carry you around the block?  I don’t walk very far anymore and Amy is tired of looking at the same thing all the time, so she started carrying me around the block.  She puts me down when I wiggle so I can walk around and smell […]

Amy got out her rhyming dictionary and we came up with my song:   Raindrops on roosters and feathers on chickens Bright yellow raincoats and warm comfy buckskins Brown paper wrappings that hold chicken wings These are a few of my favorite things   Cream colored car seats and crisp brand new doormats Doorbells that […]

I had a rough night.  Amy gave me lamb and rice food and it didn’t agree with me.  Boy did I have a stomach ache.  I love the lamb food.  I even paced around until she finally gave me some.  I am trying to train her to distinguish my culinary needs.  Walking in circles near […]

Why does everybody feel sorry for old dogs?  We get to eat what we want, sleep when we want, and if we have “an accident”, all is forgiven.  Other than having a hard time getting up, getting older isn’t all that bad.  We’re too old to get too many shots.  I go to the vet […]