by Amy Swartz
If you were old would you want someone to carry you around the block? I don’t walk very far anymore and Amy is tired of looking at the same thing all the time, so she started carrying me around the block. She puts me down when I wiggle so I can walk around and smell the new stuff. This is much better than being in a stroller. Grandma used to put me in a stroller and take me shopping – no thanks! I’d rather stay home.
It was a nice day so we took a long walk. Amy thinks she saw an eagle flying in the air. I don’t like eagles very much, they scare me. I like chickens. Especially Blue Buffalo chicken sprinkled with boiled chicken on top. That is a great meal. It could use a little beef now that I’m thinking about it. Is there a culinary school for dog food? There should be. We bring a lot of joy to the world. The least we could have is a pleasant culinary experience a couple times a day. What is Thomas Keller’s phone number? Amy needs to set this up. Maybe she should call Mario Batali – he’s from Seattle and loves meat. We could have an Iron Chef competition making dog food. It would be a hit and I could be a judge. Amy’s a vegetarian so I’m lucky she boils chicken for me. I’m going to make this a top priority.
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